Eat More Beans to Produce More Gas!

for tenor, 3 Fag, 3 Tr-be(B), Corno(F), T-no, Tuba, percussions and string orchestra.

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"THE GAS IS COMING.
Yesterday we wrote that Russia opened the taps, and now the first gas has arrived to Hungary. That is great news, and the Hungarians no longer have to listen to the advice of Evgeni Kostitsyn who said: "Eat more beans to produce more gas!" Enough gas is in the nation so there is no need for that extra gas!"   Budapest News, Jan 21, 2009. http://www.hungarybudapestguide.com/blog/2009/01/budapest-news.html  

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